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Ted Cruz promises the military won't offer 'gluten-free' meals under his watch
Why is this a thing? Ted Cruz promises military no 'gluten-free' MREs Yeah! And screw you, diabetics, no insulin for you! Allergic to peanuts? Go to hell, soldier, you'll eat what I tell you to eat and like it! Wait, why does your face look like you just swallowed a weather balloon? Are you mocking your commander in chief, general?